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The Nerd

The next in our group was quite a young lad.

He looked rather geeky , but no too-too bad.

The pants that he wore came up to his belly,

And his hair had been greased with a bit too much jelly.

Suspenders were needed, as well as a belt,

For this poor chap was clearly quite svelte.

But a likable chap he appeared to be.

Without his thick glasses he could never see

Past the end of his nose, much less the room.

Nervously he eyed smokers, afraid of the fume

That came from the end of the glowing wrapped plant.

If asked to join sports or play on a team, "I can’t"

He’d reply, afraid of commitment,

Besides, He said, "I have no equipment

For sports and the like. For money is not,

Though mommy she does work a lot,

Available most of the time,

And sometimes daddy must resort to crime,

To pay for our food and the house that we live In.

And most of the money we get, we must give them,

The landlords that rent the house for us,

Which is why I should be taking a bus,

But I am traveling far so I must fly, alas

Though I am sitting in Tourist Class.

His mind was a sharp as a butchers blade

And was used to advantage, in terms of his grades.

A +’s all down his report card he had,

But this did not cheer him, for he was quite sad.

Nobody did know him or call him a friend.

So lonely was he that nothing could mend

The pain in his heart that did show through.

But I really don’t think that anyone knew

Of this poor chap’s condition or of his great quest,

They were all concerned with themselves or the rest

Of the pilgrims close by,

Who did not care nor glanced with an eye

At the fellow, who lanky and thin

Who was on a journey until its great end.

Traveling he was to his great destination,

Where he finally could talk and be with some

Friends. He had placed his journey in the hands of the Fates,

As he headed for the house of the Famous Bill Gates.

 

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