Once upon a time in a small village left of
the Potomac River (in Russia mind you), there
lived a small band of Radio Astronomers. These
Radio Astronomers had been living in relative
(Ok, complete) isolation in their homeland until
a group of green space bunnies landed with great
promises of paradise. So, the small band of Radio
Astronomers had left their village in with the
space bunnies in search of paradise not-on-Earth.
All was good.
The Radio Astronomers found themselves in a
small room with many green space bunnies. It was
an exciting time and the Radio Astronomers were
busy chatting amongst themselves. Herkavin, the
leader and head Radio Astronomer, was a
particularly jolly fellow and he thought that it
was his duty to inquire to the space bunny
rabbits exactly to where they were headed. He
approached the space bunnies and inquired as to
the ultimate destination of the alien
bunny-craft. It turned out that the space bunnies
spoke no Russian, only English. This was much to
the frustration of the Radio Astronomers,
Herkavin in particular. He discussed the
situation with Vladmir and they decided to make a
run for it. They ran to the side of the space
ship and opened the hatch. Green bunny fur was
flying everywhere, as where the Radio Astronomers
and their picnic lunches. Out of the hatch they
flew and onto the ground. As it turns out, the
green bunny-ship hadn't gone anywhere. It was
merely waiting on the ground, hovering above the
small village of the Radio Astronomers. So the
Radio Astronomers headed home and threw rocks at
the big green bunny ship. The next day the alien
ship left and went to California where it found a
small group of computer-weenies who wanted to get
on board. Back in the small village, the Radio
Astronomers put away their out to lunch signs,
opened all their mail, and continued to search
the heavens for more "intelligent"
life.
The Author of this story whishes in no way to
condone the senseless flying of bunny fur. This
was an isolated incident in which a spaceship
hatch was unnecessarily opened. None of the
events told in this story happened in Russia (it
was the Ukraine). Please be cautious when opening
spaceship hatches as you may fall out. Thank
you...
Evan Malahy currently has once again been
pursuing "top-dog" in the Internet Junk
Industry. He has failed his twelve-step program
and is again an online-junkie. If you would like
to donate to the Evan Online Junkie Help Fund,
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For a complete transcript of the Radio
Astronomers Stories, please send cash or check to
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afternoon, dawn, whatever).
Watch your step...
